Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 14, 2017
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Transcript:
Lupin: Tonight we discuss "Vacuum Cleaner Preparedness." Where ill YOU be when the vacuum cleaner strikes? Elvis: It's a troubling statistic Lupin. This year possibly trillions of cats will be caught unaware by the vacuum cleaner. Preparation is the only thing keeping you from being sucked into disaster! Puck: If a cacuum cleaner appears, seek shelter immediately. Remember: "If it's not a broom, leave the room." Elvis: Lupin, what should cats keep on paw in case they need to take shelter? Lupin: Food and water, Elvis. Litter, if there's time. Elvis: One reason cupboards make excellent shelter. Lupin, how long should cats be prepared to wait out the vacuum? Lupin: Minimum: forever. Puck: Family drills are helpful. But make me nervous- Elvis: Go! Go! This is the CN News crew, reminding you that vacuum cleaner preparedness is every cats responsibility! Lupin: What we need under the bed is ham.
My big Siamese has no fear whatsoever of the vacuum cleaner – or dogs, or strangers, or passing cars when I walk him on a leash. He’s so fearless it frightens me.