Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for March 20, 2017

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Angora: Father? Snowball: Angora? Angora: Yes! It's me, Father! Are you ill because of me? Snowball: My dear girl... Yes. Angora: How could I be so selfish? I knew father's heart was poor! Give it to us straight, Dr. Mittens. Dr. Mittens: Your father is dying of a broken heart. Brought on by acute disappointment. Princess: Oh, for cat's sake... Brad: Hello, I was told this is where I could find my business partner's deathbed? Snowball: Brad my boy! -Cough-, is that you? I can barely see or hear, I'm just so ill- Brad: Yes, Mr. Taggart, I'm here for you. And Angora... Dr. Mittens: Speaking of which, Princess, I hear you're totally a widow now. Princess: Inappropriate. "Meanwhile" Captain Nimble: Kittens! It's a letter from your mother! Kit must have come through! Snowball: Save these for my funeral! Kit: How can a poor cat of the streets, master of disguise, amateur mandolin player ever compete with Brad? Elvis: Are you guys watching that insipid "Our IX Lives"? Puck: I wouldn't call the triumphs and tragedies of an entire town insipid, Elvis. Robber Mouse: We'll get through this, Kit. Elvis: Viego Gato isn't real! Puck: Yes, it is! In my heart. Robber Mouse: Yeah!