Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 07, 2017

First a tin that isn’t cat food, and now stuff that sounds like kibble but isn’t kibble! Will the horror never end?

rice. definitely rice. why would god let this happen?!

Elvis just can’t get a break this week!

Nice pun in the crawl.

What are you doing with rice?.

The cat goddess likes to toy with her worshipers.

Now, Elvis! It’s not nice to report fake news..!!!

First it was the terrible pinecone wearing a hat stuff in the can, and now this! Have the People gone MAD?!?!? What is this world coming to???

The question is will Elvis retaliate for these betrayals, and if so, how? being sick in the people’s shoes is one of the best ways to show extreme displeasure or perhaps this only calls for some tp shredding.

My mom used to beat an egg into milk as a treat for the cats. The sound of the (hand-cranked) egg-beater would bring them running, regardless of what she was making.

Don’t quibble with kibble.

If you eat rice, Elvis, it will swell up inside you and make you less hungry.

We have had multiple cats who ADORED eating cooked rice. And depending on how the People top the rice, Elvis may love this stuff as well once the butter hits it.

Rice, as long as there is either lots of gravy or butter, will make a cat forgive you for not being kibble.

My dearly departed tuxedo cat, Miss Kitty, loved puffed rice cereal, the kind made by the guy with the black hat, not the three elves;) She also loved buttered popcorn and those little round oat flotation devices that come in the yellow box. (Trying hard not to offend the “brand police” who look unkindly on unauthorized use of their product names.)

Can’t Elvis read?