Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 01, 2021

Love those other titles in Beatrix’s pile!

Looks almost like a lover’s quarrel.Do they mean that lady blue jays are also called Jason?

I’m with you, Elvis. I don’t understand them either.

Bird watching cats…. Puck with the binoculars around his neck …people birders should love this!

No wonder they fight so much. They must all be terribly confused.

Jason is always the cause of problems.

I’m in agreement with Elvis – I don’t much understand birds either.

Naughty Jason.

A long-time RP character of mine is named Jayson. I got the name from a classmate I had in high school. I always liked the name Jason, but I decided I liked that other spelling better. :D

I first read Beatrix’s line in the last panel as “Classic Jason movie” and went, what????!

Neither do I, Elvis. They are very peculiar fruit.

See, if this had been set in Australia, the Bluejays might all be named Bruce.

Or maybe – if they were somewhere else – Zathras.

OT – Simba

No worries, Elvis. Very few understand you so you’re even.

I saw a very funny, Jason fight, about 2 months ago! I had just parked my car (because I live in Brooklyn NY, were they make you move your car twice a week!) I saw Jason, screaming his love for Jason, who was sitting up in a tree, when a bigger Jason swooped down knocked him off a fence post and they began to rumble on the sidewalk! The loud, feather plucking fight, lasted all of 15 seconds!

Oh Elvis! You’re not meant to understand them. You just watch them and occasionally chitter at them.

Elvis toe beans! Under glass.

It’s time to flip our BCN calendars to the swashbuckling pirate crew of September.

About birds – Elvis just remember not to tell them your business.

What’dya knows. JSON JQuerying about JSON.

Okay, that was a bad pun. I thinks I needs to has a cup o Java to refresh before I Scripts puns.

I finds this odd. Cats talking about birds and all and not thinking about eating them. What’s wrong with ya, cats? You forgets you wants to eats them?

Here a Jason, there a Jason, they’re everywhere

Neither do we Elvis, neither do we.

Hey, it’s September. We may be seeing new “Swan Eaters” soon.

No Jareds?

Elvis, I don’t understand people. Do as I do: sit back and enjoy the show.

Elvis might not understand birds, but Alfred Hitchcock certainly did.

The Happenings: See You in September

I’ll be right here watching the birds all fight

With my binocs, it is quite a sight

My, blue jays, oh my

You’ve been fighting ’til September

You have been there every day since last week,

…….

Here we are,

You give us such entertainment

As you argue about Jason

Is he really worth all the aggravation?

…….

Have a good time, but remember,

Being angry

Can be such a waste of time

You’ve been fighting through September,

Wouldn’t it be more fun

To go soaring through the skies?

Jays are shriekers. We don’t have them out here. I miss them, along with cardinals, robins, and red-winged blackbirds.

What we know about the Blue Jays is that the Orioles beat ‘em 4-2 last night in Toronto. (They, the Blue Jays not the Orioles, went back to home games in Toronto recently after starting the season using Buffalo’s stadium as their home field due to Canada’s COVID restrictions.)

Friday the 13th?

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: Welcome, Captain of the Argos. Have you completed your quest for the golden fleece?

Captain Jason: Alas, Your Majesty. We completely failed in our mission.

The Queen: And why was this?

Captain Jason: We all have the name Jason. Just imagine saying “Jason, unfurl the sails,” and have ten sailors climbing up the rigging.

The Queen: That is unfortunate.

Enter Adobe Style and Maat-Tilda with a friend

Maat-Tilda: We have created for you this golden tunic, Your Majesty.

The Queen: How lovely.

Captain Jason: How did you get that fleece.

Adobe Style: My friend here, Aurelia is a golden sheep.

Captain Jason: But I have sailed the seven seas to fine the golden fleece.

Aurelia: You only had to ask.

If you’ll need a birdiefight

I can be your long lost pal

I can call you Jason

And Jason, when you call me, you call me …Jason, well?

Jason paint your pictures

About who it’s gonna be

By now I should know better

You’re named the same as me

But tell me all about our little confuse at the bath

Oh Jason you can always tell me off and pretty rough

I’m with you, Elvis. I don’t understand birds. Also, TBoG! [Toe Beans on Glass, for those lacking their handy reference glossary].

Other than they’re from Toronto?

We don’t have blue jays here. We have green jays.

Based on this, you should be able to guess where in the United States I live.

What a day for the Jasons

Five cats for blue jays to annoy

Jasons lost in a day scream

Screamin’ makes them bonkers with joy

And even if birds ain’t really on cats’ side

It’s one of those days for cats to stay inside

Only Tommy can take a walk in the sun

Jason-chasin’ is not how Tommy has fun

Everyone likes Tommy, and he likes everyone

Jays are havin’ a sweet scream

They’ve been screamin’ since they woke up today

It’s a regular Jason thing

‘Cause they’re the ones Cat made this way

And even if their manners could improve by far

They couldn’t care less about how rude you say they are

Tomorrow you’ll pay the dues for spillin’ their tea

A poop on the glass for bein’ a nosy kitty

And you can be sure that if they’re feelin’ right

The screamin’ will last right up to the night

Tomorrow at breakfast you may block up your ears

Jays have been screamin’ for a thousand years

What a day for a Jason

Custom-made for day screamin’ joy

Jasons lost in a day scream

Screamin’ brings them beaks full of joy

[by John Benson Sebastian – Wild About My Lovin’ – The Lovin’ Spoonful]

Sun is shinin’ in the sky

There ain’t a cloud in sight

It’s stopped rainin’ everybody’s in the play

And don’t you know

It’s a beautiful new day, hey hey

Runnin’ down the avenue

See how the sun shines brightly in the morning

On birdbaths where once was nothing

Mr. Blue Jay is yapping here today, hey hey

Mr. Blue Jay please tell us why

You has to squabble away for so long (so long)

Where did ye go wrong?

Mr. Blue Jay please tell us why

You has to quarrel away for so long (so long)

Where did thee go wrong?

Hey you with the catty face

Welcome to the quarrelsome place

An investigation, Mr. Blue Sky’s up there waitin’

And today is the day we’ve waited for

Oh Mr. Blue Jay please tell us why

You had to lie away for so long (so long)

Where did thee go wrong?

Hey there Mr. Blue

We’re not pleased to be with you

Look around see what you do

Everybody laughs at you

Mr. Blue, you didn’t do it right

And so comes Mr. Oversight creepin’ over

Now his hand is on your shoulder

Never mind I’ll remember you this

I’ll remember you this way

Mr. Blue Jay please tell us why

You had to lie away for so long (so long)

Where did thee go wrong?

Hey there Mr. Blue (Jay)

We’re not pleased to be with you (Jay)

Look around see what you do (blue)

Everybody laughs at you.

La la llllaaa… La la la la… Laaaa…. Laaaaaaa!

with apologies to Electric Light Orchestra .

My friend has two in her backyard. She calls one Blue and the other Jay, interchangeably.

Well, I now have a package delivery story. On Friday, I ordered three jugs of kitty litter to pick up at Target, but apparently someone beat the store employees to the shelf and they only had one jug left. So I automatically got free FedEx home delivery for the remaining two. Supposedly two day delivery. I’m in southwest Virginia near the Tennessee border. The kitty litter started out in Pennsylvania, went to North Carolina, then to Dublin, VA, about an hour north of here. Supposedly it will be delivered today. We’ll see.

Haha. My name is Jay. A lot of Jays are short for Jason or Jacob or such. However my name is just as it is, Jay. Like the letter. Like my bird, which I do see around here from time to time but like me they seem to be shy.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

OT: The R saga continues…

How dare Jason cheat on JaSoN with jASON

OT—hearing aids

Okay, it’s that time of the year. I have my Kliban cat calendar and my Gorey cat calendar; will BCN be joining my wall of cats for 2022? Inquiring cat minds want to know.

Blue Jasons are noisy, but Steller Jasons are the worst!

No Josh?

Blue jays, along with hummingbirds, are among the bullies of the bird world.

July, August, September, October, November == JASON.

For GSDMom, prayers for a smooth procedure tomorrow.

You should be ashamed, Jason.

If there’s going to be a BCN collection named for Bea, I would love to see it called, “Beatrix Looks Things Up.”♥

Jason vs Jason: Jason