KNOW ALL BY THESE PRESENTS
that
She-Who-Sways-The-Wide-World-With-A-Twitch-Of-Her-Whiskers
has, with
Wondrous Forbearance
Graciously Permitted
this regrettably inadequate universe and its insignificant denizens to sustain
Her
for a
NINTH
GLORIOUS
YEAR.
In recognition of this unearned benison, the aforementioned denizens are hereby required to demonstrate their
Overwhelming Gratitude
and
Heartfelt Fealty
in a tasteful and humble manner.
Defaulters will be noted in the records.
February 26, 2016
KNOW ALL BY THESE PRESENTS
that
She-Who-Sways-The-Wide-World-With-A-Twitch-Of-Her-Whiskers
has, with
Wondrous Forbearance
Graciously Permitted
this regrettably inadequate universe and its insignificant denizens to sustain
Her
for a
NINTH
GLORIOUS
YEAR.
In recognition of this unearned benison, the aforementioned denizens are hereby required to demonstrate their
Overwhelming Gratitude
and
Heartfelt Fealty
in a tasteful and humble manner.
Defaulters will be noted in the records.