Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 04, 2022

Mamma’s little boy seems pretty menacing, while mama’s holding him.

What happened here? Sunday Funday?

Maybe she just needs a mini-meow.

Oh deary me….that does make me shudder! But shouldn’t Elvis be a white Persian, or a hairless Sphynix ?!

Scary, but okay, Elvis is adorable.

I wonder if that’s what Vladimir Putin says just before another oligarch meets an untimely end?

“Elvis would also like a new book about unsettling unsolved murders.”

“Um.”

“Here’s a list of titles.”

“UM.”

“The bookstore is open until 6.”

“…OK bye.”

Rita Coolidge: From Octopussy: All Time High

I intended just to hold my kitty walking through the room

Had no intention to do the things we’ve done

Funny with a dramatic turtleneck and a Siamese

It seems to intimidate

Nearly everyone!

…….

As we two go by

We’re sure to get our point across

As other’s paths we cross

We command respect!

As we two go by

We’ll take on the world and win

So we will go

And let the whole world know!

…….

Elvis: I don’t want to hear a dissenting voice

I’ll let my anger show

And everyone’s gonna know

Just what I mean

In my time I’ve had to poof before

But now they’ll realize

Don’t mess with Meese, don’t try

My claws are keen!

…….

As we two go by

We’re sure to get our point across

As other’s paths we cross

We command respect!

As we two go by

We’ll take on the world and win

So we will go

And let the whole world know!

However, The Girl is unfazed.

First, The Duplex, now BCN? Is there a Bond between those two comics that i’m not aware of?

I like that Bond villain look.

I wonder why I suddenly have an urge to watch all the Austin Powers movies.

Elvis is doing some serious trash talkin’…

So many good lines! “Never pair a Siamese with a dramatic turtleneck.” “Wouldn’t want anyone to trip and fall, now, would we?” “Anything you can say to me you can say to my cat.” This is great!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: Courtiers, please make welcome the Japan delegation.

Puckmosis: Welcome one and all. I am Puckmosis, the vizier. May I invite you to join us for a Welcome Lunch?

Cat Representative: Thank you most kindly. I am Katsu, ambassador to your lovely country.

Next Cat: I am Itame, Royal Chef. Would you like me to assist in the kitchen?

Thomios: Oh, please don’t go to any trouble. You are our honored guests.

Itame: When you are a chef, you are in the kitchen. It’s what you do.

Thomios: Then you are most welcome. We’ll start with the rice kibble.

In the kitchen

Thomios: Thank you for your help. I’ll get my crew to bring out the serving dishes and we can begin.

Itame: The pleasure is mine. How do you wish to prepare the fish?

Thomios: We’re in luck. The Water Cats, Fresh and Salty, managed to catch the rare Diem Carp on their last fishing run.

Itame: Then we must seize the opportunity.

Anything you say to me, you can say to my perfect Mana’s special boy.

Surely no Bond villain would use so crude an expression as “take out the trash” to mean removing a person who is surplus to requirements!

A real Bond villain would order his henchmen to load the trash in the super secret super powerful rocket launching from his super secret underground lair and then dump it on some big city. Mwa ha ha ha ha.

I’m confused.

Why Blofeld. Finally you discoveres a hair growth formula eh.

Elvis is infectious but, for true Bondness, Lupin? It should be you.

009 lives. The adventures of James Tom.

…

Cat in no Royale.

Dr. Mow.

From Purrsia with Love.

Goldtoebeans.

Thunderyarn.

You Only Live Nine Times.

On Purr Majesty’s Secret Service.

Lasers Are Forever.

Kill And Let Die.

The Cat With The Golden Claws.

The Spy Who Meowed Me.

Coonraker.

Fur Your Lice Only.

Octopussycat.

A Mew To Kill.

The Sporting Midnights.

License To Spill.

Are there any cats that would pair with a dramatic turtleneck?

I can’t imagine Persians; Himalayans, or ragdolls faring much better.

I can almost hear the Bond theme playing in the background (with a hint of Goldfinger).

Today the Big Pink House, tomorrow Ashaway, RI and the day after tomorrow … the World! BWAHAHAHAHA! MEOWWWWLL!

Don’t argue, Man. Just Take Out the Trash.

“Accidentally giving off Bond villain vibes.” Are you sure about that, Lupin?

Would holding a Maine C. also work? Asking for a friend….

Btw I can’t believe my kitty’s breed is on the list of banned words oO

“Angry Purr!” Hee hee, I can’t stop giggling at that one.

Ooh! I’ve never seen her look evil.

We would get this same vibe when Albert’s Man would hold Albert (very large, very white) and stroke him. No turtleneck necessary. Albert would, of course, ruin the menacing atmosphere by purring so loudly that you could hear him from across the room.

The man knows the hierarchy of the family;

1. Children

2. Nana

3. Elvis (although Elvis would dispute being 3rd.)

4. Other cats

5. Woman’s friends

6. The mice

…

He comes in around #163 on the list, just above the family Volvo and just below a hot cup of tea.

Dr. Evil, is the villain in the Austin Powers movies. Mike Meyers played a dual role. I finally had to google it for name of villain.

The Woman is leaning into it. Together she and her faithful Siamese will conquer so many areas. On to the Kibble Orchard!

Georgia really made it funny today! Love it!

Surprised Georgia didnt make an " One million dollars!" Joke

Elvis, the Enforcer.

The Man is confused. He didn’t know if she was supposed to be Ernst Blofeld or Ivanna Humpfalot. And he was curiously aroused by both.

Sunday Weirday!

Elvis is a portable WMD.

The cat was a very strong meme in the first two Bond films in which it appeared because the face of the villain, Blofeld was not revealed until later.

“Futurama” did a very funny twist on this concept when an antagonistic professor is revealed to be “… one of those dog-operated puppets that’s been adapted for use by a cat!”

Man: " Do you expect me to do that – later? "

Woman: " No, dear one! I expect you to d… Take out the trash! " … :)

Seriously, this one has to be the best and funniest of all the Sunday comics today!! Bravo!! … :)

GEEZ I love that cat ❤️. Siamese rule.

Not particularly a 007 fan, so this fell a little flat for me. I don’t recognize many of the lines, but the “Never pair a Siamese with a dramatic turtleneck” was such a non-sequitur that it did make me laugh.

My mom wore a lot of turtle neck sweaters because they hid the scar from where she had a goiter removed. I could never wear one. I don’t have a neck, just a swivel to allow my head to turn. If I tried to wear a turtle neck it would come up to my nose.

The Woman does look scary here! Even her hair looks darker.

“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to dine! I made brisket!”

Two of our cats are Siameses. One of the girls said they were “lovely angels”. And I knew they had to be named after another pair of Lovely Angels. And so they are Kei and Yuri. And they can be like Elvis at times. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dirty_Pair

Sounds like the man and the woman are having a Jack Benny Moment………

“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”

Time for a trip to the Gulf of California.

OT – Pucky, Prince of Bacon update

OT: Thank you ❤

“Do you expect me to talk?”

“No, Mr. Man. I expect you to take out the trash!”

#best strip ever

Lol.

Dang, now I need to buy a dramatic turtleneck. I don’t have Siamese, but I do have a 23 pound all-black Norwegian Forest Cat. I am sure she can be Bond-Villain enough!

Twitter from Georgia about this strip: ‘This came from the repeated moments in real life when my kids have said something like, “it’s creepy when you have to tell us something and you’re petting Elvis like a bad guy in a movie.”’