I’m in trouble. Big, big trouble. Marie sent me this email a few minutes ago:
“…you locked your poor Holmes in the closet this morning! He is very upset with you. The fact that he went in the closet himself and thus was locked in is not the point! The point is that you locked him in, and now he’s traumatized. When I went up to get dressed, he was sitting on the food bin, meowing sadly. He’s now out and telling the other cats about his “adventure/mistreatment.”"
Ignoring the issue of how a consulting cat detective can get himself locked in a closet, the real problem is, do I dare go home? I think Hamilton shoved him into the closet as the door was closing, and I am sure I am not to blame here. However, they say a good defense is a good offense. Therefore, I need a cat attorney to plead my case. Does anyone know a good cat Barrister that works for kibble or tuna vouchers? Please send all referrals.
In the meantime, I will be on the lam somewhere in the wilds of Australia. If they find me there, New Zealand is another option. I will resurface occasionally and send you all a coded message. They are calling my flight, ave.
I’m in trouble. Big, big trouble. Marie sent me this email a few minutes ago:
“…you locked your poor Holmes in the closet this morning! He is very upset with you. The fact that he went in the closet himself and thus was locked in is not the point! The point is that you locked him in, and now he’s traumatized. When I went up to get dressed, he was sitting on the food bin, meowing sadly. He’s now out and telling the other cats about his “adventure/mistreatment.”"
Ignoring the issue of how a consulting cat detective can get himself locked in a closet, the real problem is, do I dare go home? I think Hamilton shoved him into the closet as the door was closing, and I am sure I am not to blame here. However, they say a good defense is a good offense. Therefore, I need a cat attorney to plead my case. Does anyone know a good cat Barrister that works for kibble or tuna vouchers? Please send all referrals.
In the meantime, I will be on the lam somewhere in the wilds of Australia. If they find me there, New Zealand is another option. I will resurface occasionally and send you all a coded message. They are calling my flight, ave.