Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 16, 2011

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    milady1  over 13 years ago

    Why is that woman shirtless?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago

    This group should be selectively cross-bred with the “Morons Who ALL Push the Button” who were here an hour ago. Every one of them selected “Ground Floor” even though it was already lit. At the crosswalk near the hotel, they almost broke one another’s fingers in their eagerness to give the next push on the light button.Of course, by the laws of genetics, only about half the resulting children would grow up fairly sane. But 25% would be scared of all buttons, and 25% would be those crazy idiots who push for the “Walk” signal every three seconds while they’re waiting, “just in case.”

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    Varnes  over 13 years ago

    Yet they found the Help button….

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    MixedMedications  over 13 years ago

    I like that the woman has no shirt. Takes this to the next level.

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    webgrunt  over 13 years ago

    The woman took off her shirt because it’s hot in there. You can see sweat drops coming off some people, and one guy removed his shoes and socks. OR—the guy in the suit bought the woman’s shirt from her so he could roll it up and use it as a pillow.

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    JRod3787  over 13 years ago

    I work with these people.

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    Paul Rider Premium Member over 13 years ago

    OMG! This is so funny!

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    coolvq  over 13 years ago

    Check out the Brewster Rockit comic strip the last few days and today where Brewster forgets to press the buttons too. He opens the ‘For Emergency Only’ kit to save them in the elevator and it turns out its a ginormous life raft!

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    vldazzle  over 13 years ago

    Jaws of life, and people removing major clothing, but they forgot to press a button? Very hard to believe. I’ve had very stupid bosses, but most of my co-workers have always been sane.

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