Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 06, 2011

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Pigeon 1: Seven slices of bread fed seventy pigeons one Sunday last Summer. Pigeon 2: Seventy servers served seven pigeons one Sunday last Summer. Pigeon 3: Seven servers sat on several pigeons at sundown last Sunday. Pigeon 4: Second service is at seven o'clock on Sunday in Summer. Pigeon 5: Seventh-day adventists change their clocks every Sunday. Pigeon 6: Scientologists some days cut their locks just for fun. Pigeon 7: Scientists say that heads will one day be redundant. Pigeon 8: Science serves the head that one baby finds incumbent. Pigeon 9: Seven slivers of bread fed six people in December. Pigeon 10: Seven slices of bread fed six pigeons one Sunday in September Pigeon 11: Ha! Not even close!