Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 26, 2012

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    So….. the mouse likes TMZ cos it’s the cheesiest gossip site on the net?

    If that’s not it….. Well cheese, I got nuthin’.

    Is there some tail to this that I missed?Somehow it didn’t click with me.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Beau Honkus, if you stop by — does this make you think of re-posting an old one of yours about Wisconsin?

    I still like it.

    Dogsniff — meant to say earlier…. stuff like that is what makes Zappa so impossible to classify or describe.

    Afficionado — I see you’re flying your colors again. That was a nice pic the other day of you and your … granddaughter (?).

    And Colonel Crustwood, if you see this — now you seem to have posted a blank avatar.

    Are you making yourself disappear like the Cheshire Cat? Come back!

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    comicsnerd  almost 13 years ago

    @SusanSunshine: I really enjoy your posts on the various sites. I only wish I were even half as clever as you obviously are! You are a joy to us other viewers. Kudos & KUTGW!

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    konradh  almost 13 years ago

    I know what TMZ is, but there must be some play on words or other joke I am missing.

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    Banjo Evans  almost 13 years ago

    A computer mouse likes a different kind of cheese.

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    Digital Frog  almost 13 years ago

    AFV would have worked too, since Bergeron is one of my favorite cheeses.

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    hwcrescent  almost 13 years ago

    I must be taking this the wrong whey……@susan- I’m told by wisconsinagens that their dairy air is nothing to sniff at…until july or august

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    hwcrescent  almost 13 years ago

    @six re brie vity funny!

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    I’m just not sure whether or not I think today’s offering is Gouda.

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    ChucklinChuck  almost 13 years ago

    I liked “Freak Out” but “Absolutely Free” really hooked me, and had me seriously questioning the high school education I was then getting. Mutants Unite!

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    V-Beast  almost 13 years ago

    I’m not fondue vit.

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    hippogriff  almost 13 years ago

    Imbaldeagle: Our usual grocery store underwent remodeling a few years ago. During the process, everything was moved around so one couldn’t find anything. I said to my wife, “somebody moved my cheese” and I noticed a woman nearby trying to avoid laughing out loud.

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    He’s the BIG CHEESE!

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    vldazzle  almost 13 years ago

    As usual, some of you have some fairly plausable explanations; I’m still not all that sure what was meant. I also get gossip from TMZ and Wendy both occaisionally if I’m watching live TV at the time they’re on.

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    hippogriff  almost 13 years ago

    Number 6: Well, there’s faint praise for you! No,l I managed to cope relatively well – at least the cheese was not in constant motion.

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    K M  almost 13 years ago

    George Carlin once wrote in a margin that Beer Nuts was the official disease of Milwaukee. Always made me wonder if Cheese Balls was the official disease of Wisconsin.

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