Big Bird: Don't judge me.
I’m sure you guys thought I’d unleash a bucket of bad puns about this…
Well, to some people cannibalism just isn’t funny….
It’s not that I’m chicken, but I don’t want anybody falling to pieces.
I do fry to keep a breast of current o pinion, and refrain from fowl humor.
Then again, to keep a leg up on the competition, sometimes I have to stick my neck out…
It sticks in my craw, but I can’t back down now…. guess I have to bone up on usable words.
Oops — I heard the phone wing.Hope it’s not PETA.(thigh….)
Dan Thompson
I’m sure you guys thought I’d unleash a bucket of bad puns about this…
Well, to some people cannibalism just isn’t funny….
It’s not that I’m chicken, but I don’t want anybody falling to pieces.
I do fry to keep a breast of current o pinion, and refrain from fowl humor.
Then again, to keep a leg up on the competition, sometimes I have to stick my neck out…
It sticks in my craw, but I can’t back down now…. guess I have to bone up on usable words.
Oops — I heard the phone wing.Hope it’s not PETA.(thigh….)