Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 06, 2012
March 05, 2012
March 07, 2012
Transcript:
Candy Cane: This nation's confectionary citizens know that I'll do everything in my power to protect the undercaramelized, the undersugared, and the flavorless. Citizen Cane
Did you hear of the fight in the candy store? The lollipop got licked, the licorice got whipped, and the fudge got beat.
Then a red M&M ran off with a Fireball jawbreaker!