Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 11, 2012
July 10, 2012
July 12, 2012
Transcript:
Woman: I'm convinced my house is made of celery. Psychiatrist: Hmmm... it appears you are suffering from a condition called "Stalk Home Syndrome."
Lettuce not poke fun at her…
I’ve bean worried about her — there can’t be mush room in a celery house, and it’ll be cole next winter…
She could put up some wall pepper, I guess…. but I yam thinking she really needs to find some peas….doesn’t anybody else carrot all?