Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 06, 2012
August 05, 2012
August 07, 2012
Transcript:
Man: I'm impressed with your qualifications for secretary, Ms. Cromulent, but do you know shorthand?
Hey — he used to live near me … that white house with the tall palm trees…. ….. in fact, his mother led the protest against finger sandwiches in the school cafeteria.
He was pretty handy with a hammer and nails, but not academic… always had to count on his fingers.
And kinda rough…. got into a couple of fist fights.
So I thought he’d grow up to be a ranch hand, like his Dad, or maybe a handyman like his Uncle Pinky.
But look at him now — wearing a suit that fits him like a glove.