Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 26, 2012

“Aye, we’ll plunder yer landlubber booty!”

Don’t get hooked on this class.

I’m dyslexic, I don’t get it…..

Seriously, for years, I thought pilates were some sort of pastry….

“Fifteen men looking at her chest—…Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!Drink and the devil will do the rest—…Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!”

With profuse apologies to Robert Lewis Stevenson.

Somehow this strip reminds me of an old grade school “joke”:Get a friend to hold onto the tip of his tongue…. and try to say “I was born on a pirate ship.”

The results were funny… if you were 9 years old in more innocent times.

Sure is sweetie come on in.

As the football coach once said “Nothing good happens at 1:30 in the morning”

It’s spelled “P-I-Arrrrr . . . !”

Was that pick your nose or hold your tongue that you got on the first try?

Turn and run now.

[Sigh] Once a blonde, always a blonde.

The cannons don’t thunder, there’s nothing to plunder, I’m an over 40 victim of fate…

I love the all “Rr’s” running on top of the blackboard instead of the the usual alphabet. If Captain Kidd married Billy the Kid, would Kid Rock play at the wedding?

RRR, lady, get the “L” out!!!Ya’know, I’ld like to see him draw that sword with his right hook . . . . ☻

Now I’ve done a bit of smugglin’, I’ve run my share of grass….

(My all-time favorite Buffett song!)

Is this a slam against Asian pronunciation of “R” words?

Or maybe “L” words – I never can remember. Anyway, the joke seems to involve pirates and pilates.

Love the alphabet at the top of the chalkboard.

The Pilates of Penzance?

Ancient Japanese sea robbery, now an American exercise fad.