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1. over 11 years ago on Flo and Friends

   Did you get that new app that reads the comics to you?

2. almost 12 years ago on FoxTrot

   My ring tone is………… a phone ringing!

3. almost 12 years ago on Non Sequitur

   Lots of bad ice on the roads in Nebraska!

4. almost 12 years ago on [Deleted]

   “fore” is not the same as “four” English is so confusing…..

5. almost 12 years ago on Lola

   Great song by the Kinks….

   I met her in a club down in old SohoWhere you drink champagneIt tastes just like Coca Cola, C-O-L-A cola

   She walked up to me and she asked me to danceI asked her her name and in a dark brown voiceShe said Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola, L-L-Lola

   Well, I’m not the world’s most physical guyBut when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spineOh my Lola, L-L-Lola

   Well, I’m not dumb but I can’t understandWhy she walked like a woman but talked like a manOh my Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

   Well, we drank champagne and danced all nightUnder electric candlelightShe picked me up and sat me on her kneeAnd said, “Dear boy, won’t you come home with me?”

   Well, I’m not the world’s most passionate guyBut when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my LolaL-L-Lola, L-L-LolaLola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

   I pushed her away, I walked to the doorI fell to the floor, I got down on my kneesThen I looked at her and she at me

   That’s the way that I want it to stayI always want it to be that way for my Lola, L-L-Lola

   Girls will be boys and boys will be girlsIt’s a mixed up muddled up, shook up worldExcept for Lola, L-L-Lola

   Well, I left home just a week beforeAnd I’d never ever kissed a woman beforeBut Lola smiled and took me by the handAnd said, “Dear boy, I’m gonna make you a man”

   Well, I’m not the world’s most masculine manBut I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a manAnd so is Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-LolaLola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

   Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-LolaLola, L-L-Lola, L-L-LolaLola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

   Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-LolaLola, L-L-Lola, L-L-LolaLola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola

6. almost 12 years ago on Frazz

   I think you slipped that one right past the weather whiners! …and yes Vivaldi is outstanding!

7. almost 12 years ago on Non Sequitur

   Super Skier by Chad Mitchell Trio

   (Gibson/Rieser/Rieser)

   Well, they called him Super SkierAs he sat around the sundeck,For he swore that he would never take a spill.When they finally brought him downThey had to use three toboggansTo carry all the pieces down the hill.CHORUS:He was comin’ down that slopeDoin’ ninety miles an hourWhen he caught an edge of his ski.Well, his clothes, they were fast,But the slopes, they were faster.That’s the last of Super Skier we shall see.Well, he hollered, “What the hell!”As he lined them parallel:He figured there was nothing more to learn.(Oh, no…)And as he started on his way,He shouted, “Ondelay!”,Assuming that he’d never have to turn.Well, he was slippin’ down that slopeDoin’ ninety miles an hourWhen a mogul flipped him in the air.His jumping form was fineUntil he ran into that pine,[- From: http://www.elyrics.net -]And two one-legged skiers left from there.(repeat CHORUS)When he left that tree at last,He was moving twice as fast.Both halves were skimming moguls like a feather.He said, “If I must beA split personality,How can I ever keep my knees together?”One ski was headed north,And the other headed west,‘Cause both of them, you see, were running freer.And folks up on Little NellLooked up, scared as hell,Said, "It’s a bird." “No, it’s a plane.” “It’s Super Skier!”(No, uh, it’s a bird.)(repeat CHORUS)Now the moral of my story(Though my story’s kinda gory):For all you sundeck Charlies, there’s still hope.You buy the fastest clothes you can,Then talk skiing like a man,But don’t let people catch you on the slope!(repeat CHORUS)And let’s get Charlie off the M. T. A.

8. almost 12 years ago on Frazz

   I just love it when engineers reminisce!

9. almost 12 years ago on [Deleted]

   Wrong direction…We are just getting started when London says Happy New Year. They are nursing hangovers when we say it.

10. about 12 years ago on Daddy's Home

    Frank Sinatra