Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 06, 2012
October 05, 2012
October 07, 2012
Transcript:
Man: Kraft mac and cheese? Coke? Juicy Fruit gum? Newspapers? What kind of buffet is this? The warren buffet
What’s all this about a War on Buffets? I like Buffets! They let me eat what I want. There’s green jello and peaches and melons and eggs and bacon and ham and beef and weird little peas and raisins and ..what the hell is that? Something pink, anyway… and taters and cinnamon apple sauce and sausage, and I…did I say bacon? OK,, I usually get more anyway…and..pears and……What? WARREN Buffet? Never mind…………Gilda died way too early……