Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 07, 2012

Hey. He’s got a good job. Seniority. And he works in the command center, so he’s home every night and isn’t in combat. Plus, he’s a Mon Calamari, sort of a squid, so there are all those tentacles under the uniform. Allll thoooose tenttttacles, girl. Think about it. Beside, you flat-chested, neurotic mess, you can’t afford to be picky. You’ll end up with some wormy sap with severe hair loss. Uh. Oops.