Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 08, 2012

Try pumping iron.

Oh, the irony…..

When they met, he thought she was a hot little number.She fell for his smooth talk….

But a relationship needs more than just electricity…. both of them really have to be on board.

I guess they let things get a little flat…. seems he always had pressing issues to deal with for work.

Sure hope they can iron things out.Maybe counseling could help them regain that spark.

you keep self-steaming, son, you’ll go blind!

Susan, are you trying to be ironic?

Varnes…. did it fall flat?Are you board with it?

Yes, we have a can right here, right now.Easy on, Niagra, Viagra. They all have similar purposes.

No sense pressing the matter

maybe he’s de-pressed? or just board?

Stop scorching me.

Iron Man, Iron Man,Does whatever an iron can.Presses pants,Any size.Flattens thievesJust like flies.Look out,Here comes the Iron Man.