Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 10, 2014
April 09, 2014
April 11, 2014
Transcript:
- This is how his family wants him to look. -In that case, we're going to have to break out the in formaldehyde.
I remember watching a TV show— Golden Girls or something like that— where the deceased had wanted to be wearing a bear suit. His wife (friend?) said to the minister, “Be sure to tell them he’s special!” The minister got on stage, saw the man in the bear suit, and said, “He was….special,” and got off the stage.