Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 13, 2016
October 12, 2016
October 14, 2016
Transcript:
Man: Would it be possible to replace this countertop with a common bluish-white metal that becomes ductile upon slight heating and has an atomic number of 30?
I always have to steel myself for these horrible puns.
BTW, I’ve always thought it was funny that stupid thieves, over the years, have been known to rip out and steal faucets…..
They try to sell them for a lot of money, because they’re marked “Sterling”, a popular brand of bathroom fixtures.