Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 29, 2016

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    These young drinks are so soft.

    Not like his pop.

     

    Sigh….

    I’ve heard he was rather sweet,

    but, sadly, he’d been using a lot of Coke lately.

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    He used to be so bubbly. I’m a pepperHe’s apepper,She’s a pepperWouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Got a keg of beer for a party. Had a bunch left so we bottled it. It all went flat, yuck!

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 8 years ago

    @SusanSunshine

    He’s probably also been getting high on fructose corn syrup!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Aww, Perkycat… And you always make me blush….

     

    But thanks.

    I’ve been told that I can only do it because I have a screw loose someplace.

     

    Godfrey d… They say it helps them, when they feel all bottled up.

    But this time, they’re gonna throw him in the can for a long time.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    gammaguy … self-inflicted….

    his earliest problems with addictive behavior were rooted in beer.

     

    He was so bubbly, even as a little Squirt……..

     

    But when he was a teenager,

    his parents had a hard time keeping Tabs on him.

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    Crossfire905 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Where’s a fizzician when you need one?

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