Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 29, 2016

These young drinks are so soft.

Not like his pop.

Sigh….

I’ve heard he was rather sweet,

but, sadly, he’d been using a lot of Coke lately.

He used to be so bubbly. I’m a pepperHe’s apepper,She’s a pepperWouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?

Got a keg of beer for a party. Had a bunch left so we bottled it. It all went flat, yuck!

@SusanSunshine

He’s probably also been getting high on fructose corn syrup!

Aww, Perkycat… And you always make me blush….

But thanks.

I’ve been told that I can only do it because I have a screw loose someplace.

Godfrey d… They say it helps them, when they feel all bottled up.

But this time, they’re gonna throw him in the can for a long time.

gammaguy … self-inflicted….

his earliest problems with addictive behavior were rooted in beer.

He was so bubbly, even as a little Squirt……..

But when he was a teenager,

his parents had a hard time keeping Tabs on him.

Where’s a fizzician when you need one?