This is where I insert my “They don’t have a clew” joke… but no one gets it!
WoodEye…
I know that one.
I bought a bunch of old nautical puns on sail.
Pretty tacky strip if you ask me. He should be tried by a jury of his piers. (Had to look up the “clew” joke, good one.)
What a couple of knotheads.
well, blow me down…
Yawl pitch in with knotical humor, now!
Some of you will keel for a good groan…
A boatload of you would be a deck of cards….
Someone’s a sloop at the wheel!
You want the USS Constitution? Frigate about it!
The book has its own masthead.
The dead man hanging from the mast? A mast-stiff…
I’ve got a sinking feeling
He’d better read the hull thing.
I’d steer clear of a pun like that. It deserves a stern spanker, not a bow. It’s painful enough to give one mastitis. Folks have been keeled for less.
as jeff ↑ said, they definitely need to take different tack…
Dan Thompson
WoodEye over 7 years ago
This is where I insert my “They don’t have a clew” joke… but no one gets it!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago
WoodEye…
I know that one.
I bought a bunch of old nautical puns on sail.
Jeff0811 over 7 years ago
Pretty tacky strip if you ask me. He should be tried by a jury of his piers. (Had to look up the “clew” joke, good one.)
whiteheron over 7 years ago
What a couple of knotheads.
Qiset over 7 years ago
well, blow me down…
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago
Yawl pitch in with knotical humor, now!
Some of you will keel for a good groan…
A boatload of you would be a deck of cards….
Someone’s a sloop at the wheel!
You want the USS Constitution? Frigate about it!
Radish... over 7 years ago
The book has its own masthead.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago
The dead man hanging from the mast? A mast-stiff…
shipl14 over 7 years ago
I’ve got a sinking feeling
waltermgm over 7 years ago
He’d better read the hull thing.
gammaguy over 7 years ago
I’d steer clear of a pun like that. It deserves a stern spanker, not a bow. It’s painful enough to give one mastitis. Folks have been keeled for less.
gopher gofer over 7 years ago
as jeff ↑ said, they definitely need to take different tack…