Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 09, 2018

Or to quote (I believe) Vin Scully from a few years ago, the dreaded infield fly.

Ouch! That’s a lot of effort for a lame joke.

How can you tell if a fly is a virgin and therefore suitable for sacrificing?

Ah, the pleasure of the spring ritual

Of course the fly is a virgin, they caught fly balls during warmup.

Ignore the haters, Dan! This was hilarious!

“Bzzzz, killing me wont bring your precious World series trophy back!”