Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 28, 2018

it is San Andrea’s Fault

And so it goes on – deny, deny, deny, because I am not going to be there to see the change. The hell with the coming generations!!

It’s earth shaking news!

Isn’r that Andy Richter anchoring the news?

Delirium tremors.

Why do they insist on including a geological event in with the weather?

Even the cartoon guy is eye rolling his own line.

Climate change happens. Has for eons. Get used to it.

Took me a while to get the joke. “Faulty” refers to “Faults,” or the borders between tectonic plates, where earthquakes and volcanic eruptions are most likely to occur.

Way to shake things up.

I hope they’re not high up in their building. I wouldn’t want gto be in Faulty Towers when things begin to shake. I’d rather be in Barcelona!