Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 17, 2019

Honey, you just have to strike while the iron is hot.

They should have used some flux before they started striking the metal!

I’ll bet he nailed her.

Well, when he looked in her eyes, his heart smelted.

His profile was a forgery.

I can only imagine what would result if she should date another punster.

I dated guy that worked at a zoo. He was keeper

Forging a relationship takes time and patience. Forging money take a high-quality copier….. 8^)