He’s a ding-dong, with a lot of brass.
He can’t get a handle on his dating situation because he doesn’t listen to himself.
He thinks he deserves a beautiful belle… maybe one who’s a ringer for Bell-a Hadid…
but nothing much about him is a-pealing…
All his boasts ring hollow.
Besides, all he wants is to “go all the way.”
He doesn’t even think about love or a relationship…
Or (forgive me, but I have to say it) not spreading the clapper.
Dan Thompson
He’s a ding-dong, with a lot of brass.
He can’t get a handle on his dating situation because he doesn’t listen to himself.
He thinks he deserves a beautiful belle… maybe one who’s a ringer for Bell-a Hadid…
but nothing much about him is a-pealing…
All his boasts ring hollow.
Besides, all he wants is to “go all the way.”
He doesn’t even think about love or a relationship…
Or (forgive me, but I have to say it) not spreading the clapper.