Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 20, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Don’t forget her ex, Mic’d Turner.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The farther, the better.

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    distortion  over 4 years ago

    And wear a mask.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “What’s gloves got to do with it?”

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago

    ♪ Left a good job in the city

    Workin’ from my home ev’ry night and day

    And I never lost one minute of sleepin’

    Worryin’ ’bout the way things might have been

    COVID, COVID, COVID in the city ♪

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And the days go by……..Same as it ever was.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    Stay river deep, mountain high, away from me.

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    HunterIsACriminal  over 4 years ago

    Boom-shaka-laka-laka Boom-shaka-la-boonka-boo (for the adventurous among us: https://youtu.be/xfxcQT2AknE)

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    micromos  over 4 years ago

    The virus has put lap dancers out of business.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    What’s masks got to do with it?

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    j.l.farmer  over 4 years ago

    she is definitely a trailblazer for the women entertainers of today; versatile, energetic, eclectic,

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    pearlsbs  over 4 years ago

    Are you sure it’s not Tina Quaranturner?

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    next up, a spirited rendition of proud typhoid mary

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Good one, Dan!

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    Andylit Premium Member over 4 years ago

    God created Tina Turner to teach women how to dance in high heels.

    We are not worthy.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    We all live in a Yellow Quarantine.

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