Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 18, 2020

UPS is right next door, if you need the packing kind.

Is there a caption missing?

It’s Mrs. Jumbo, Dumbo’s mom.

I hope she isn’t diabetic.

We really need to talk about the elephant in the room.

Who grinds peanuts? And why?

He’ll gum up the works for sure.

Are they going to have orange juice or orange peanut butter?

He’s trying to butter her up.

Mrs Jumbo! I’d recognise that hat anywhere! Is your old man still in the klink?

There’s always some clown who will screw up a public use machine.

Can’t believe I used to like to eat them.