Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 07, 2020

We all know “deja moo” refers to the male bovine.

Udderly Hilarious!

Where do you find a cow with no legs? Right where you left it.

It’s not ‘deja moo’ – it’s just a filet mignon of your imagination.

A farmer accidentally overcooked his, one of a kind, psychic cow.

He now has a rare medium well done.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve tasted that milk once before.

♪I herd it through the bovine♪

This is a funny pun even if you’ve seen it a hundred times before!

Are you udderly positive?

Another one of those days where the comments are funnier than the comic-strip!

Moooooo, Mooooo

Even when she was a calf; it was deja veau!

Dear Dan: Baled hay is moved with hay hooks. Pitch forks are for loose hay.

You hear that a lot in their field of work.

When you live on a ranch, you can hear mooing, even when there is none. It’s known as the “phantom heifer” effect. :)

if Yogi Berra was still alive, he’d be rolling over in his grave