Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 17, 2020

Hard times.

You can’t phalt him.

This is a matter of some graveltas.

You don’t want to be mixed up with the likes of him.

As cement to say, no.

He should get work really soon. Who wouldn’t want a worker like him. On the job he pours out everything that’s in him!

I’m late… I thought maybe I could just roll in and lay down a quick mix of puns… and then hit the road.

But I see there’s been a lot of traffic… and you guys already beat the tar outta me.

It won’t brake me up… I’m not gonna cry on the shoulder…

I prefer to take the high road, and tell you I like to see everybody’s talents surface.

Time to exit.

Concrete is thicker than Asphalt….

The guy in the foreground looks tarred.

Well he shouldn’t blame himself. It’s not asphalt.