Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 25, 2020

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    Here's Waldo  about 4 years ago

    …never know what yer gonna get..

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    allen@home  about 4 years ago

    What was she expecting a box of chocolates.

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    kucpa Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Jenny is very needy for a hippie…

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    Herd of Turtles  about 4 years ago

    He almost forgot about till his memory got jogged.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Don’t run in my stockings, Forrest.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Reminds me of another joke…

    Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away with it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

    (Colin Mochrie)

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    LOL!

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    cuzinron47  about 4 years ago

    And he says, “Here, have some weed”.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Pun, Forrest, Pun!

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    edreajr  about 4 years ago

    He shoulda brought something that travels well, like a bottle of Jack Daniels black label….

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