Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 17, 2021

His ideas percolate slowly…

Pore fellow.

He looks like a drip over coffee.

Startlebux hates pour over orders.

He also isn’t sitting.

we often drive past a coffee shop with a big sign on top that says, in big letters, hand drip and i say to my wife, i didn’t know you could make coffee out of hands…

Pore over coffee? What’s that?

A pun with pore and pour

Looks like he’s taking it pore-sonally.

Switch to a french press!

That was a poor pun.

I bet he’s a redneck also. he stares at the orange juice carton because it says concentrate. Thank you J. Foxworthy.

Might be « pour over » coffee

You don’t even want to know who shows up to make “drip” coffee.