Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 03, 2021

He’s puntificating.

Dan delving into some serious subject miter.

Probably can’t “cope”.

And in the shower he has Pope soap on a rope.

Probably better than trying to wear a bunch of random housewares, groceries, toys, and garden supplies (Urban Meijer Outfitters – it’s an Ohio Valley joke).

Out in the woods there sits a porcelain throne.

And here I thought of him as Pius.

If that’s an OUTfit, why is he wearing it INdoors?

I like your Imam outfit better, the one you got from Turban Outfitters.

The clothes were all in a big trough. I had to dip into that vat again and again.