Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 09, 2021

…while in the neighboring barnyard, the coveted Pullet Surprise is being awarded.

Good thing it was the Pool-itzer prize not the Poo-litzer prize.

The winner will be a pool reporter, of course.

I wouldn’t want a “Poolizer Prize”. It’s ALL WET! ;D

This pun is all wet.

…Ariel, the Little Mermaid!

Pee’z prize??

If you didn’t get in on the pool, you couldn’t win.

And the winner of the Pool-itzer prize is… Bill Water-son! [Ba dum tssh!] Thank you!

… all wet, as usual.

Whatever floats your boat.

They are all standing in the shallow end.

Now that’s an award show people could get into.

looks like the ceremony is going swimmingly…