Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 23, 2021

If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods,

Would something else make a sound?

Isn’t someone else supposed to walk in and deliver their line?

Someone else was riding for them…

Did this happen in Spain by any chance?

Milli Vanilli, the king doesn’t like your act anymore. M/V: Blame it on the reign.

looks like they took a spilli vanilli…

Very tack-y.

Nowadays you get a couple of middle-aged guys to shove a bunch of pop culture references into a tune with a catchy beat, put a ’tween into a recording studio, autotune the heck out of it. Disney classic!

I saw their lips move, but didn’t hear anything.

Actually, the accident happened to two other people

The horse was actually speaking

The harness didn’t girdle, you know it’s true.

Too bad it wasn’t a purple rein.

Whatever you do, don’t put the blame on you.

Whew! What a reference.

The music was actually fairly good. The studio musicians who actually did it should get all the awards except dance.

That…was a very long way to go for that joke…all the way back to, like the 90’s?

I’m assuming that’s the name of a song they did.