Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 15, 2021

There’s no business like sno business.

The old “auto-dog”

I’d go there.

Chocolate is the high-octane stuff.

Back in the day when gas stations would have both self serve and full serve pumps, my wife and I sat at the full serve pump for about 5 minutes, and no one came out to help us. I told my wife that what what “full serve” really means is that you sit there like a fool waiting for someone to come out and pump your gas.

Give your car a treat today!

PREMIUM!

I like the idea of self-serve-soft-serve!

Instead of Regular, Mid-Grade, and Premium, the soft serve comes in…you know what, those categories work for ice cream, too

That stull will give you gas.

With the pumps being the same and the gasoline so close, I would be more than hesitant to get ice cream here. This is no Dairy Queen.

Ew Ew Ew

Please tell me those pump nozzles are not both the same size…

oooo, ice cream!!