Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 01, 2021

…and the doe stops here.

D’oh.

Doe’nt do da dodo denial.

Well, I guess the buck stops here.

The conductor stinks.

You know, I don’t want to call myself “me” either.

And I don’t know anybody who has tea with jam and bread.

Doe…DOH!

Would you prefer if I said, “You do ewe!”

Note that female deer (except for reindeer) do not have antlers.

Buck a deer … a male deer? That doesn’t really work.

Ewe, Doe, Ewe?

I knew a woman who claimed that she turned into a deer during a full moon. She was a real weredoe.

If a doe does it for 2 bucks, she must really knead the dough.

Buck re me fa so la ti ba!

Dough a deer?

IT’s Do a deer a ….not Buck a deer

Here’s an alternate: Instead of a male deer, how about a female sheep? Then the skunk can say: “You do ewe.”

BUNNY!