Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 13, 2021

Gary has no self es’steam’.

She’s just giving him a bunch of soft soap.

She is going to take him to the cleaners.

He doesn’t take his work home.

Gary? I thought his name was Tony Stark!

gary’s just full of hot air…

He has to leave the party for a pressing engagement

Hope Alanis Morrisette isn’t at the party…

She appears to be a bottle blond.

Oh Gary? With those pants, he looks more like Bob – SpongeBob that is.

Sooo, where’s your other half….what’s his name, the ole softy?

Sounds like someone has had too much suds to drink

I’ll bet she thinks he’s HOT.

Love the Iron/Irony play on words. Very well done, Dan.

He’ll be pressing her to go out with him.

“speaking of irony, you’re also unim-press-ive”

Irony = opposite of wrinkly

Is that Iron Bob Square Pants?