Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 04, 2023

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I know it sounds cheesy, but cheap date

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Nestle the company that distributes stuffed crust pizza in Canada announced the other day that they will stop selling frozen pizzas, Stouffers and Lean Cuisine dinners over the next 6 months.

    https://www.ctvnews.ca/business/why-delissio-pizzas-and-other-nestle-products-will-disappear-from-canadian-stores-1.6257077

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    Darryl Heine  almost 2 years ago

    Eat more and you’ll burst!

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    constantine48  almost 2 years ago

    What does pizza eat, other pizzas? That’s disturbing.

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    jango  almost 2 years ago

    “If I eat one more bite, my pepperonis will pop”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Ew! They’ve done such ghastly things to pizza….☹️

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    People always think he’s drunk because he’s always pie-eyed.

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    norphos  almost 2 years ago

    Food eating food, welcome to the bizarre sureality of anthropomorphism.

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    gopher gofer  almost 2 years ago

    looks like his appetite just mushroomed…

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