Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 16, 2023

I prefer Rocky Racoon.

Another pest here, I went out to a lean-to to get a TV last night. Brought it in to the house and a frog hopped off it! Don’t ask…it lived!

Meh… no matter what you make with roadkill, it tastes a little flat.

How fresh is it?

Make mine Cherry Garcia

mmm chocolate chipmunk for me.

With a smidgen of pigeon.

♬ I’m bring home a baby bumblebee…

I’d like a skunk slushy, please.

If it’s really fresh, you can still taste the road.

I prefer budgie ripple.

Almondillo and Cherry Possum

Squirrel Swirl.

Chocolate moose?

Ummmmm. Road pizza.