Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 31, 2024

“And my friend Pat here? She just needs to be drawn.”

Plain or waffle pattern?

“and, that’s when she hit him with the waffle iron.”

I have something that maple ease you. It costs one stack of silver dollars

Be sure you finish putting on (spreading) your moisturizer before applying the makeup.

Cue the rimshot monkey.

She’s got a great body, butter face needs work.

Be nice to the lady, don’t start a flap, Jack.

No need to flip out. :)

If that’s the lady’s dept. She could shop for a griddle.

No, but I have some maple syrup.

I’ll never make up with pancakes, I mean just LOOK at what they did to my waist line!

Now I’m craving pancakes. Just might need a “breakfast for dinner” night!