Watch out; they’re fleecing you.
Aaaand if the farm were giving couples’ tours of their bird house for $5.00, that’d be a CHEEP DATE. ;)
Ewe know it!
“We’d better get going to get in on the deal… chop, chop”
What wool they think of next?
May I buy ewe another drink?
Watch out for wooly bullies!
Bring me the whiskey, mother…
I’m feeling frisky, mother!
Bring me my sheep, to keep me warm for tonight!
Gosh knows I’m feeling randy…
Good thing I’m very handy!
England may rule the world, but Scotland’s depraved!
(Just the first stanza of a wonderful little ditty known as Scotlands Depraved.)
At the end you get to meet their star attraction…Dan the Merino!
That’s a baaaad pun.
he should definitely be feeling sheepish about that pun…
Dan Thompson
eromlig 2 months ago
Watch out; they’re fleecing you.
Baarorso 2 months ago
Aaaand if the farm were giving couples’ tours of their bird house for $5.00, that’d be a CHEEP DATE. ;)
The Reader Premium Member 2 months ago
Ewe know it!
P51Strega 2 months ago
“We’d better get going to get in on the deal… chop, chop”
Frank Burns Eats Worms 2 months ago
What wool they think of next?
Zen-of-Zinfandel 2 months ago
May I buy ewe another drink?
Godfreydaniel 2 months ago
Watch out for wooly bullies!
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
Bring me the whiskey, mother…
I’m feeling frisky, mother!
Bring me my sheep, to keep me warm for tonight!
Gosh knows I’m feeling randy…
Good thing I’m very handy!
England may rule the world, but Scotland’s depraved!
(Just the first stanza of a wonderful little ditty known as Scotlands Depraved.)
mokspr Premium Member 2 months ago
At the end you get to meet their star attraction…Dan the Merino!
Just-me 2 months ago
That’s a baaaad pun.
gopher gofer 2 months ago
he should definitely be feeling sheepish about that pun…