Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 04, 2024

Best goalie ever

That’s the second biggest football soccer uniform I’ve ever seen. I don’t believe the shoes, though. Last time I checked, mammoths didn’t have toes, so the shoes would slide right off.

Meanwhile, the mammoth is taking a nap.

What do the rules say about using one’s trunk to handle the ball?

Soccer is SO boring that the mammoth fell asleep!

Wooly ever give up a goal?

Not getting the pun today either.

Wollie or won’t he?

OK, I get it now, partial rhyme scheme. Wooly- goalie.