Pam wrote the book on multitasking.
How? The hard way, that’s how.
Pam makes everything easier.
The aliens literally don’t know the half of it: she can shoot, dodge, maneuver, check homework, reach an iPod, grab a juicebox, and clean up a bag of spilled pretzels, all at the same time.
This fact has been pointed out to me by at least one woman - multiple times. Or is that vice-versa?
how? lot’sa practice
Those aliens talk like those spammers write! You think…?
Oh noes! Attack of the Spammers from Outer Space?
Pam can do it because she’s a “Woman, W O M A N!”
Mothers are wired to get it all done now. Fathers are more; “It’s on the list. I’ll get to it”
Good grief, if the aliens gave themselves more elbow room maybe they could operate their controls more efficiently.
Only a mom
So, these must be alien men. If they sent their women up to fight Pam, then they’d be evenly matched.
You don’t have to be schizophrenic to do all that, but it helps.
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Pam wrote the book on multitasking.
rayannina almost 14 years ago
How? The hard way, that’s how.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Pam makes everything easier.
dataweaver almost 14 years ago
The aliens literally don’t know the half of it: she can shoot, dodge, maneuver, check homework, reach an iPod, grab a juicebox, and clean up a bag of spilled pretzels, all at the same time.
zero almost 14 years ago
This fact has been pointed out to me by at least one woman - multiple times. Or is that vice-versa?
Kokopelli almost 14 years ago
how? lot’sa practice
Rakkav almost 14 years ago
Those aliens talk like those spammers write! You think…?
TechnoScotty almost 14 years ago
Oh noes! Attack of the Spammers from Outer Space?
Trebor39 almost 14 years ago
Pam can do it because she’s a “Woman, W O M A N!”
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Mothers are wired to get it all done now. Fathers are more; “It’s on the list. I’ll get to it”
mrsullenbeauty almost 14 years ago
Good grief, if the aliens gave themselves more elbow room maybe they could operate their controls more efficiently.
Carolo1 almost 14 years ago
Only a mom
alan.gurka almost 14 years ago
So, these must be alien men. If they sent their women up to fight Pam, then they’d be evenly matched.
Sherlock Watson almost 14 years ago
You don’t have to be schizophrenic to do all that, but it helps.