Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 23, 2010

Pam wrote the book on multitasking.

How? The hard way, that’s how.

Pam makes everything easier.

The aliens literally don’t know the half of it: she can shoot, dodge, maneuver, check homework, reach an iPod, grab a juicebox, and clean up a bag of spilled pretzels, all at the same time.

This fact has been pointed out to me by at least one woman - multiple times. Or is that vice-versa?

how? lot’sa practice

Those aliens talk like those spammers write! You think…?

Oh noes! Attack of the Spammers from Outer Space?

Pam can do it because she’s a “Woman, W O M A N!”

Mothers are wired to get it all done now. Fathers are more; “It’s on the list. I’ll get to it”

Good grief, if the aliens gave themselves more elbow room maybe they could operate their controls more efficiently.

Only a mom

So, these must be alien men. If they sent their women up to fight Pam, then they’d be evenly matched.

You don’t have to be schizophrenic to do all that, but it helps.