Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 24, 2010

Gotta love Cliff.

Do we? I mean, can’t we just tolerate him like Pam does?

rayannina said, 12 minutes ago

Do we? I mean, can’t we just tolerate him like Pam does?

I like his solution to the situation.

Efficiency expert pessimist: That glass is too large. Safety expert pessimist: That glass is too dangerous. Solipsist pessimist: That glass isn’t really there. Conspiracy theorist pessimist: That glass is a trap! Superstitious paranoid pessimist: That glass just moved! Surrealist artist pessimist: This is not a glass.

So, what was that blue stuff IN the glass?

Engineer: The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Mother: Who left this glass lying around instead of putting it away?

Idiots! Call the bar maid.

Charlie Brown; Someone stole my glass.

(Thanks to Charles Schulz)

Cliff drank it down without knowing what the liquid was.

They forgot realist. If you’re filling it, it’s half full. If you’re emptying it, it’s half empty. Me, I’d probably go with Cliff.

The optimist sees a glass that is half full. A pessimist sees a glass that’s half empty. A design engineer sees a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be…

phillipmorris, that’s what i was going to say!

Realist: the glass is simultaneously half empty AND half full.

Physicist: the event (water-in-glass) is at reference frame (x,y,z,t)

Dr Mel, “Hey, who drank my latest liquid transmogrifier?”

Wise guy: “That glass is completely full of matter.”

mathematician: “∆(x/2:y/2) ->0

Look closely. The glass is 4/7 full

Reminds me of a foxtrot comic, Jason asks everyone and then yells "ha! This glass is 5/8ths full and 3/8ths empty!!