It’s refreshing to see the classics evolving like this. When I was a kid the headless horseman had turned into the headless biker (Remember the Night Stalker), and now it’s the headless Segwayman. Myths have to change or they lose meaning to new generations and they die out, which is really sad.
strawberries are not a true fruit, they are considered a false fruit,(also known as an aggregate, or accessory fruit) and those are not seeds, they are actually achenes, which are actually fruits in their own right
margueritem about 14 years ago
Those pumpkins are notorious liars!
rayannina about 14 years ago
A combination of mankind’s THREE worst enemies: ghosts, vegetables and Segways.
TechnoScotty about 14 years ago
FOUR worst enemies! Ghosts, vegetables, Segways, and jugglers. Note how the pumpkin head changes hands in the third panel.
zero about 14 years ago
OH gee people, everybody knows the Pumpkinheadless Segue[sic]Man is a pathological liar. And a juggler…
Edcole1961 about 14 years ago
That’s one completely wacko Jack O’.
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
You can stop this threat by lifting him off the Segway. Who’s got an ecto-bod crane?
Sandfan about 14 years ago
The only reason for the existence of those lying pumpkins is pie.
alan.gurka about 14 years ago
Will Winky will be gored by the gourd and lose his spleen?
lewisbower about 14 years ago
Icobod would break out a pie pan and send the result to Washington.
phillipmorris about 14 years ago
Make that FIVE– I bet he’s also a mime!!!!
Digital Frog about 14 years ago
Nice one Coyoty.
Everybody, run for the bridge - if you can make it to the bridge you’re safe!
Steven LeBlanc Premium Member about 14 years ago
It’s refreshing to see the classics evolving like this. When I was a kid the headless horseman had turned into the headless biker (Remember the Night Stalker), and now it’s the headless Segwayman. Myths have to change or they lose meaning to new generations and they die out, which is really sad.
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
I notice there haven’t been any “flaming fruit” jokes yet…
rvonluchen about 14 years ago
You are missing the important part: since when are squash fruit?
Shantikami about 14 years ago
No! Winky! Keep your hands down! Guard that spleen!
Oh, no…
Varnes about 14 years ago
Anything with seeds in it is a fruit. Fruit is what we call the ovum of a plant. And yes, technically wheat is a fruit..
Sherlock, Ouch! Coyoty, excellent!
ChukLitl Premium Member about 14 years ago
If there are seeds in there, it’s a fruit, like chili peppers.
Ermine Notyours about 14 years ago
If Winky turns into a zombie, he’ll shuffle along saying, “Spleens. Spleens.”
alan.gurka about 14 years ago
So, strawberries are not fruit because the seeds are on the outside?
cyphercube about 14 years ago
strawberries are not a true fruit, they are considered a false fruit,(also known as an aggregate, or accessory fruit) and those are not seeds, they are actually achenes, which are actually fruits in their own right