Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 28, 2010

Those pumpkins are notorious liars!

A combination of mankind’s THREE worst enemies: ghosts, vegetables and Segways.

FOUR worst enemies! Ghosts, vegetables, Segways, and jugglers. Note how the pumpkin head changes hands in the third panel.

OH gee people, everybody knows the Pumpkinheadless Segue[sic]Man is a pathological liar. And a juggler…

That’s one completely wacko Jack O’.

You can stop this threat by lifting him off the Segway. Who’s got an ecto-bod crane?

The only reason for the existence of those lying pumpkins is pie.

Will Winky will be gored by the gourd and lose his spleen?

Icobod would break out a pie pan and send the result to Washington.

Make that FIVE– I bet he’s also a mime!!!!

Nice one Coyoty.

Everybody, run for the bridge - if you can make it to the bridge you’re safe!

It’s refreshing to see the classics evolving like this. When I was a kid the headless horseman had turned into the headless biker (Remember the Night Stalker), and now it’s the headless Segwayman. Myths have to change or they lose meaning to new generations and they die out, which is really sad.

I notice there haven’t been any “flaming fruit” jokes yet…

You are missing the important part: since when are squash fruit?

No! Winky! Keep your hands down! Guard that spleen!

Oh, no…

Anything with seeds in it is a fruit. Fruit is what we call the ovum of a plant. And yes, technically wheat is a fruit..

Sherlock, Ouch! Coyoty, excellent!

If there are seeds in there, it’s a fruit, like chili peppers.

If Winky turns into a zombie, he’ll shuffle along saying, “Spleens. Spleens.”

So, strawberries are not fruit because the seeds are on the outside?

strawberries are not a true fruit, they are considered a false fruit,(also known as an aggregate, or accessory fruit) and those are not seeds, they are actually achenes, which are actually fruits in their own right